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PostPosted: 08/11/03 - 16:49    Post subject: Calvin and Hobbes VS Deep Thought

*obviously akern-inspired, no?


A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

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Let me think on those and get back to you!
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PostPosted: 08/11/03 - 22:01    Post subject:
reminds me of a joke: A rattlesnake bites Johnny on his John Henry.
Don't panic, says Johnny's camping pal, My trusty medical manual'll tell us what to do. (The manual prescribes cutting an X on the snake bite, then sucking out the venom.) The befuddled pal keeps re-reading the advice to himself.

What's it say? asks Johnny, panicking.

Says you're going to die.
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