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Maddies Wench
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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 08:45    Post subject: Stop me if you've heard this one...
(sound of shower running)

Bang Bang..."Mama, I gotta go peeeeeee!"

"Okay, come in and pee, but DON'T FLUSH!"

"Okay"

(peeing sounds)

FLUSH!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 08:47    Post subject:
You don't have to have a kid to have that happen to you. (Just so you know, Cindy, you're being called out on this one! Mr. Green )
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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 08:48    Post subject:
Now I will be singing The Smiths all day long. Thank you.
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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 08:55    Post subject:
Ohhhh yea, know the feeling. Hubby has a good 1 he pulls on the boys because of the flushing thing. He goes in to go pee while they are showering, then he fills a dixie cup full of COLD water and dumps it over the top of the curtain! He did this to ME once. He still sleeps with 1 eye open. Shocked
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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 08:59    Post subject:
Yea, but the flush thing is an automatic reaction for most people. It's drilled into our heads from the moment we learn to "pee like a big person and not a baby".

There are so many things going on in an 8 year olds mind, that the "don't flush" message probably got lost.

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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 09:00    Post subject:
JACKED UP wrote:
Ohhhh yea, know the feeling. Hubby has a good 1 he pulls on the boys because of the flushing thing. He goes in to go pee while they are showering, then he fills a dixie cup full of COLD water and dumps it over the top of the curtain! He did this to ME once. He still sleeps with 1 eye open. Shocked


I used to do the same thing to my kids....till one day my son did it to me with a full pitcher...I almost fainted from the shock.. Shocked

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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 10:37    Post subject:
RangerG wrote:
Yea, but the flush thing is an automatic reaction for most people. It's drilled into our heads from the moment we learn to "pee like a big person and not a baby".

There are so many things going on in an 8 year olds mind, that the "don't flush" message probably got lost.

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Automatic? Rrrrrright....how come he never does it otherwise?
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PostPosted: 09/25/03 - 10:50    Post subject:
Maddie's Wench wrote:
RangerG wrote:
Yea, but the flush thing is an automatic reaction for most people. It's drilled into our heads from the moment we learn to "pee like a big person and not a baby".

There are so many things going on in an 8 year olds mind, that the "don't flush" message probably got lost.

Ranger


Automatic? Rrrrrright....how come he never does it otherwise?


that's my house .....if I have an unexpected visitor.....I make a quick assessment of the guest bathroom before I open the door. I've seen my boys run back to the bathroom, "oops, I forgot to was my hands" then I go in "you forgot to do something else mister"
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